Top Ten Benefits of Global Warming
Climate change, global warming, climate change, global warming. Who cares what we call it as long as it comes! And after this brutal Northeast winter it can’t come soon or hot enough. I say bring it on, the extended summers, more bikini clad women, what’s not to like? And, we can finally end the debate as to whether or not the earth’s temperature is increasing and move onto real issues, like
10. Polar bear attacks will finally be on the decline.
9. More waterfront property for people living along the coasts.
8. No more looking at Shaun White and his goofy smile at the Winter Olympics.
7. No more Winter Olympics
6. The Titanic can rise again and set sail without worry.
5. Less hangers in landfills as winter coats are no longer necessary.
4. Snowball blinding accidents become a thing of the past.
3. No more expensive rental equipment for skiing, now we can just run down the hill.
2. We can finally listen to skeptics and Republicans say, “Opps, looks like we were wrong, sorry about that.”
1. We can finally get rid of that stupid phrase, “And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.”